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robwhisman:

While home for supper yesterday, I covertly fiddled with my mom’s iPhone settings in anticipation of a rollicking sequence of asterisk-heavy backpedaling. What entailed today was, in a word, epic.

My mom is notorious for keeping tabs of my whereabouts, constantly asking when I’ll be home next. By…

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suckmydicknewyorker:

Last Week’s Winning Caption from phil steward:





"I just found this out back while I was sucking dick."
#submission #newyorker

suckmydicknewyorker:

Last Week’s Winning Caption from phil steward:

"I just found this out back while I was sucking dick."

#submission #newyorker

jonahray:

For those asking about the Zen Pencils Bill Watterson advice thing I read on @PeteHolmes’ YMIW…

zenpencils:

BILL WATTERSON ‘A cartoonist’s advice’

(Source: zenpencils.com)

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thebluthcompany:

A Great Gatsby/Arrested Development Mash-up

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apriltoledo:

Ahaha

apriltoledo:

Ahaha

(Source: blaaargh, via steveagee)

paulftompkins:

engaged19times:

Say My Name- Destiny’s Child ft. Walter White

It’s the simple pleasures, you know? - Paul

(Source: pawnee-pride, via paulftompkins)

nickholmes:

Thanks Internet. 

nickholmes:

Thanks Internet. 


Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito…

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito…

(Source: eyeonspringfield)